It's no joke that Easter Sunday actually falls on April Fool's day. BUT anyway here are some nice jokes to brighten your day:
Q: How do Easter bunnies stay healthy?
A: Egg-xercise
Q: What do you call ten Easter bunnies marching backwards?
A: A receding hare-line.
Q: Why was the Easter Bunny so upset?
A: He was having a bad hare day!
Q: Why was the Easter Bunny rubbing his head?
A: Because he had a egg-ache!
Q: Why did a fellow rabbit say that the Easter Bunny was self-centered?
A: Because he is egg-ocentric. (egocentric)
Q: What do you call rabbits that marched in a long sweltering Easter parade?
A: Hot, cross bunnies.
Q: Where does the Easter Bunny go when he needs a new tail?
A: To a re-tail store!
Easter actually falls on next Sunday, 7 April 2007! Got you! (See also: Happy Easter)
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